5 (Duh!) Reasons Celebrities Ignore You On Twitter

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Celebrities. The source of entertainment. The source of fantasy. The source of pleasure. Particularly the ones which take Celebrity Reality TV shows to an entirely new level. A level which only previously existed in our promiscuous minds. Minds riddled with more bom-chicka-wah-wah scenarios than Tiger Woods' life. Is that even possible? Nes. That's a No/Yes combined. Nes.

We all assume celebrities exist entirely for our entertainment. That you take them out of their box. Recharge their battery. Put them in front of a camera. Then placed them back in the box again until the next production. But that's just a myth.

Reasons Why Celebrities Don't Notice People

  1. Overcrowded - On Twitter, no one can hear you scream. Everyone else is screaming much louder than you. It's a scream-off competition for celebrity attention. You'll always get drowned out by excessive tweet pollution.

  2. Exclusive - Twitter is an exclusive party. Celebrities tweet with celebrities. You're not invited. VIPs only. Thousands say hi to celebrities daily on Twitter. But won't get a reply. If you did get a reply, you're a celebrity.

  3. Traffic - It's a one way traffic. A one way relationship without interaction. They'll throw you a bone occasionally in a form of, "Hi everybody :-)" - cue thousand of people stumbling over themselves replying all at once.

  4. Ignored - There's no point of trying to connect with celebrities on Twitter. Or asking them any questions. To which they'll just only reply - that's just it - they never reply. Why? Because you're ignored.

  5. Ordinary - Celebrities do actually have an ordinary life of their own. They eat. They sleep. And do very mundane stuff too. Which is all very fascinating to people, judging by the volume of followers celebrities have.